(Customer in front of me) Did you hear that those McDonald’s workers want a raise…
Month: August 2013
Why not distribute 23 million gas masks to every single Syrian resident? Cost: I could…
There are girls who lift more than me, and I’ve been training for about two…
There’s this knob underneath my rowing machine that I have to crank from an awkward…
There is a soft voice inside your head that whispers to you on occasion. It…
How much money is “Fried’s Blog” worth? Just about everyone in the world who is…
